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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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