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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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