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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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