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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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