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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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