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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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