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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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