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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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