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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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