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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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