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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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