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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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