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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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