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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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