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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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