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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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