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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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