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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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