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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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