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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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