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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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