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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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