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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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