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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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