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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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