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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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