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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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