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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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