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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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