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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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