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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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