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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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