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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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