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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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