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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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