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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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