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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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