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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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