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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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