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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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