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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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