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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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