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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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