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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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