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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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