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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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