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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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