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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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