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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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