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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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