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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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