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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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