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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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