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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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