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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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