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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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