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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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