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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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