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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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