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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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