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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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