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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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