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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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