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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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