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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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