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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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