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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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