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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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