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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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